Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
country white apologizing
I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great
white people black
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
thinking white people
I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!
rapper white people
When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers
ghetto white water
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
kids important projects
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.
names people community
If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by some Spaniards. That's why you have names like Kwan Ping Del Toro.
political politics hurricanes
Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!
home parks welcome
And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.
honesty heart men
In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.
ideas new-orleans rebuilding
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
promise rooms dressings
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
aunt race car
Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.
stupid comedian sophisticated
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.