Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Ned Arnel Mencia, known professionally as Carlos Mencia is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class. He is best known as the host of the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia which produced three seasons before being cancelled in 2008...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 October 1967
CitySan Pedro Sula, Honduras
believe people looks
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
country white apologizing
I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great
thinking white people
I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!
race white wife
Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!
sharks water news
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
honesty heart men
In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.
doors use toilets
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.
believe people rumor
I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.
hurt laughter cancer
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.
promise rooms dressings
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
ideas new-orleans rebuilding
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
school names goal
If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
kids important projects
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.
home parks welcome
And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.