Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Joy Handleris an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, and producer. She hosted a late-night talk show called Chelsea Lately on the E! network from 2007 to 2014, and released a documentary series, Chelsea Does, on Netflix in January 2016. In May 2016 she began her new talk show Chelsea on Netflix. In 2012, Time placed her on the list of its 100 Most Influential People...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 February 1975
CityLivingston, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.
If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.
I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.
I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.
I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!
A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.
... some of the best sex I can barely remember.
I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.