Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
zebras men white-man
Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!
carols
Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
bills investing window
If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
four bigs sheets
When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
funny humor liquor-stores
Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
funny humor ghetto
I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.
years wife bored
People say, 'Why is he bored with her?' Because he's a human being, that's why; same way his wife is bored with him. That is marriage - anything that's supposed to be forever, your going to get bored with it. And there is nothing wrong with it, so don't take it personal; if you are with somebody for ten years and they are not bored with you? Then something is wrong with them.
funny humor two
Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
funny hate humor
I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
kids sleep going-to-sleep
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
rocks awards sorority
Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
overrated hacks
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
world lotion
Money is the best lotion in the world.
hate rap government
The U.S government hates rap music