Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
baby sophie might
She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.
needs
So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need
looks look-up wells
Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
self world bunch
Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
fall sarcasm
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
language said hawaiians
Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.
long scary let-it-go
That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
justice tangled world
In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life was just a tangled ball of chaos.
prepared
Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
morning light ice
Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.
sarcasm differences irony
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
gone bigs drawers
The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.
baby blood names
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?
cute said parables
Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.