Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
thinking inconsiderate thinker
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.
drinking men perfectly-good
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.
night drunk body
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto
baby blood names
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?
gone bigs drawers
The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.
love-you pie all-things
I love you above all things, even pie.
cheer men self
It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.
loneliness broken life-is
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk
crazy blessing islands
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
ikea brain trying
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess
sex hands survivor
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.
brain furniture eating
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
giving values
The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.
sorry light bats
The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens."I'm sorry, Mr.,uh- Case, could you take the bat off your head.It's very distracting." Him." Pardon?" It's a him.Roberto.He no like the light.