Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
alive spirit
Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.
brother juice hey
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?
night drunk body
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto
guy vampire world
...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.
differences people drunk
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place where you don't. Suffering is over-rated, don't pursue it. Ask for help when you need it, don't when you don't, and learn to recognize the difference. Don't confuse movement and progress. Be kind. Be forgiving. Pay attention.
irritation life-is
Life is an irritation.
evil want naked
She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
skulls cracks original-thought
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
giving answers asks
We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions
angel insects
Angels are just pretty insects.
desire faces
Hope is merely another face of desire.
bulletproof hard
Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit
communication needs want
As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.
native-american reflection fields
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't find anything. So it's a wide-open field.