Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
weed doors smoking
Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want everyone calling security. You're always supposed to have a towel. I read about it in a guide for hitchhiking through the galaxy.
gambling twelve coyotes
You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.
chocolate shadow hot
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk
safety routine illusion
Routine feeds the illusion of safety...
messages mediums
The medium obscured the message.
blessed meek
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".
problem
You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems...
compliment
Compliment but do not covet.
brain zombie needs
What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.
white cake devil
Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.
dragons demon foul
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
girlfriend lilies abby
...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm food, except that Lily called that one first because Baudelaire is her fave poet and so she got the shirt with him on it, even though Byron is way more scrumptious and I would do him on sharp gravel if I had the chance. --from The Chronicles of Abby Normal
whales kevin killers
All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?
appealing elements far grasp tonal
There are some elements that are tonal and some are not. But nothing so far out you can't grasp it. It's appealing music.