Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
song flower heart
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong.
lice harem
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
sex hands survivor
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.
crazy blessing islands
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
ikea brain trying
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess
loneliness broken life-is
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk
brain furniture eating
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
i-can angry colorful
I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
cheer men self
It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.
order sick irony
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.
humorous challenges may
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
adventure comfort stories
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.
pride want acknowledge
He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed to want to get rid of.
fall laos lao-tzu
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.