Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
appealing elements far grasp tonal
There are some elements that are tonal and some are not. But nothing so far out you can't grasp it. It's appealing music.
composers flying native night saturday top
He's probably one of the top Native American composers working now. He's flying in from Minneapolis and will be here on Saturday night for the performance.
million number painting supposed understand worth
In the movie, the painting is supposed to be worth $100 million. No painting is worth $100 million. But for the movie, $100 million is a number that any person can understand as expensive. If you say $50 million nowadays, it's not enough.
pryor richard
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
sarcasm revolutionary irritating
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
pants breakfast seven
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
time-travel knows
It's like time travel only, you know, slower...
deaf
I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
hoe ensemble skanks
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy
turtles sharks sea
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.
ducks paper pants
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
lice harem
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
loneliness broken life-is
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk
i-can angry colorful
I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.