Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore quotes about
appealing elements far grasp tonal
There are some elements that are tonal and some are not. But nothing so far out you can't grasp it. It's appealing music.
pryor richard
As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
sarcasm revolutionary irritating
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
pants breakfast seven
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
deaf
I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
ducks paper pants
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
lice harem
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
loneliness broken life-is
Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk
i-can angry colorful
I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
drinking men perfectly-good
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.
eating-disorder cookies stuff
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.
sarcasm differences irony
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
buddhism orange guy
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.