David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
men thinking pounds
Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne.
mean thinking guy
George W. Bush has a new campaign slogan: "A reformer with results." I don't know what it means [but] I think it's better than his old campaign slogan: "A dumb guy with connections.
new-york believe night
Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows?
white house trying
At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.
central-park sparrows today
I saw a robin redbreast in Central Park today, but it turned out to be a sparrow with an exit wound.
years earth-day today
Today is Earth Day. The way I see it, as humans the very least we can do is recycle. A lot of recycling is going on this year. For example, Bushes and Clintons.
new-york mean cities
New York City has 2 million rats. We used to have 8 million rats. Now we're down to 2 million. You know what that means? We lose four electoral votes.
distance men guy
Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man, plus another guy.'
eagles nfl white
Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.
ruth tebow benches
Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
home doors iowa
Hillary Clinton is campaigning in Iowa, virtually going door to door to every home in Iowa. Jehovah's Witnesses finally got fed up and said, 'Get lost. Get out of here!'
flower valentine problem
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.
children your-children work-day
Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that's how we got George W. Bush.
thinking dying age
The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed.