David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
night idols president
Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.
mistake leaving dumb
CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.
iraq trying president
It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.
sex animal phones
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
christmas running shopping
I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."
special osama-bin-laden disbanded
The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.
coffee espresso personality
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
cutting half pay
Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.
coffee loser clinton
Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!
president
Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!
congratulations years hussein
Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote, and one percent of the vote went for last-minute candidate Frank Lautenberg.
coffee humanity sin
Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.
information today ministers
Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
feet dancing dancer
Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.