David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
David Letterman quotes about
years earth-day today
Today is Earth Day. The way I see it, as humans the very least we can do is recycle. A lot of recycling is going on this year. For example, Bushes and Clintons.
running father texas
Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced he is running for president. Ted Cruz was born in Canada, his father fled to the United States from Cuba, and yet Ted Cruz is against immigration. Isn't that odd?
drinking secret president
Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before
fighting two funeral
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.
fighting iran done
Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.
team party today
Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.
eagles nfl white
Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.
ruth tebow benches
Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
iowa people listening
Hillary is in Iowa to listen to what the people are saying - because if you want her to speak, that will cost you $200,000. So she's there listening.
iowa people driving
Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.
jobs iowa people
Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.
loss two taxes
It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.
wife president kenya
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
retirement utah squad
Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.