David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
sarcastic mathematical ability
Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
moving thinking weekend
Over the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think, Canada. And he's so confident that he's started nailing that intern again.
boys ideas red
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
interesting annoyed trials
There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial.
running body littles
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
thinking sea race
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
president comedy quiet
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
funny wind guy
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
funny math science
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
land oil gulf-of-mexico
How about that oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico. And you know, the oil slick is going everywhere. So the next time somebody lands on the Hudson, it won't be that big a deal.
oil mexico miami
The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.
iraq news hussein
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
oil gulf-of-mexico parks
There is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it.
summer beach people
And tar is washing up onto the beaches - big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket.