David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
holiday people going-out
Labour day is a great American holiday that people celebrate by going out and buying products made in China
funny retirement plans
My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.
sometimes overdoing-it
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
sarcastic mind half
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
funny new-york fall
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
rubies wizards slippers
A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.
taken thinking together
Because you think an explosion has taken place and you're looking at the shards and you say, 'Well, can we put this back together?' And by God, maybe you can put it back together. And maybe it won't be the same, but maybe it will be different, and maybe it can even be better in a different way.
funny new-york humor
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
funny humor association
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
coffee hamburgers disease
They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
love-you gun car
Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.
success congratulations groups
Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group.
funny sarcastic writing
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.
funny sarcastic eye
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.