Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Demetri Martin quotes about
school law interesting
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
thinking interesting rhyme
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
writing interesting people
Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.
interesting marching-band would-be
REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
thinking interesting people
If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.
interesting would-be ifs
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
interesting would-be bowling
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
keys interesting trying
If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
hate interesting stranger
To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
interesting adjectives size
Clothing sizes are weird, they go: small, medium, large and then extra large, extra extra large, extra extra extra large. Something happened at large, they just gave up. They were like, 'I'm not doing any more adjectives; you just keep putting extras on there.' We could do better than that: small, medium, large, whoa, easy, slow down, stop it, interesting, American.
interesting refrigerators magnet
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
self years ive-learned
What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.
thinking ideas should
I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.
hipster gay focus
I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way.