Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
men enemy target
It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
men guy badminton
One thing you never hear is Man that guy is good at badminton.
horse college men
There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.
men saws old-man
One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'
queens kings men
Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.
men parades traffic
Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.
men futons deathbed
Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
gay fighting men
It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.
men unreliable
I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
funny humor men
When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.
gun men hands
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.
powerful mean men
Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.
children men clothes
The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.
baby men dust
I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.