Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Douglas Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his cynical and controversial comedy style and libertarian political views...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 March 1967
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
sex kids house
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
people trying used
People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.
religion intellectual progress
Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.
gay pride night
I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, Gay pride, white power! just to confuse people.
perfect say-anything want
I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.
cds dvds ems
Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.
marijuana thinking people
I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.
motivation acceptance gun
I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.
drinking games play
Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.
team home government
How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.
fighting drug should
Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.
past challenges levels
I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.
boring reason temporary
Life's temporary for a reason; it gets boring after a while.
good-life keys bullshit
The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.