Earl Wilson
Earl Wilson
Harvey Earl Wilson, born Harvey Earl Wilson, was an American journalist, gossip columnist and author, perhaps best known for his 6-day a week nationally syndicated newspaper column, It Happened Last Night...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 May 1907
CountryUnited States of America
saving-money easy toothpaste
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
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Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
disappointment golf broken
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
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Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
horse gambling gamble
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
doctors common helping
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
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Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
ease ability ill
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.