Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. He is ranked #63 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all-time...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth9 June 1931
CitySheboygan, WI
CountryUnited States of America
money love-is world-love
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
anybody congenial history lasted second stars
The nervousness never lasted more than a second because he was so congenial and comfortable. He made more stars on his show, probably, than anybody in the whole history of show business.
running apologizing truck
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
art philosophical talking
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about.
men guy shapes
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
believe different ridiculous
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
thinking giving obsession
I didn't think it was fair to pretend to give of myself when I was so selfishly consumed with my own drives.
believe expect reason though
Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it.