Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
mom my-mom going-to-work
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.
distance two parent
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
crazy people insanity
Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.
people might way
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
ego infinity ego-trip
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
dark worry fleas
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
conscious hard mobile
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
sex persons personal-things
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?
thinking ideas survival
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
night nuts coke
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.
firsts world fats
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
doe boring affair
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
kids knowing being-a-kid
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
reality thinking views
My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.