Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
dark worry fleas
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
worry creative drug
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.
worry humanity levels
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
goal worry tunes
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.
mom my-mom going-to-work
My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.
distance two parent
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
desire want stills
Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?
crazy people insanity
Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.
people might way
If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.
ego infinity ego-trip
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
failure night two
I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.
conscious hard mobile
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
sex persons personal-things
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?
thinking ideas survival
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.