Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
distance two parent
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
dark worry fleas
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
conscious hard mobile
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
sex persons personal-things
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?
thinking ideas survival
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
kids knowing being-a-kid
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
reality thinking views
My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.
love perspective mind
The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.
funny intelligent talking
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
ambition thinking ambitious
It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.
sick trends victim
I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.
power impact gestures
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.
thinking giving people
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
dancing molecules mystical
When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.