Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
kids knowing being-a-kid
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
thinking giving people
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
mirrors laughing
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
dream children doctors
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.
women optimistic memorable
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
guess
I guess I can't say anything other than tremendous.
helping human learn required services students successful
It's helping students learn what's required to be successful in human services careers.
thinking zippers garments
To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
asked infinity list pressed thoughts time
They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when youre pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there.
kids
Now we are celebrating all generations at this event. There is something for everyone. You don't need to have kids to come to this.
ability american-comedian ourselves survival
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
funny god hilarious
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
funny success women
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
complaining needs language
Language because of our deep inner need to complain....