Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr
James Anthony Patrick "Jimmy" Carris an English stand-up comedian, television host and actor, known for his signature laugh, deadpan delivery, dark humour, and use of edgy one-liners. He is also a writer, actor, and presenter of radio and television. Carr moved to a career in comedy in 2000 and has become a successful comedian. After becoming established as a stand-up comedian, Carr began to appear in a number of Channel 4 television shows, becoming the host of the panel show...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 September 1972
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.
Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.
I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.
My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.