Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr
James Anthony Patrick "Jimmy" Carris an English stand-up comedian, television host and actor, known for his signature laugh, deadpan delivery, dark humour, and use of edgy one-liners. He is also a writer, actor, and presenter of radio and television. Carr moved to a career in comedy in 2000 and has become a successful comedian. After becoming established as a stand-up comedian, Carr began to appear in a number of Channel 4 television shows, becoming the host of the panel show...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 September 1972
fans have been writing in asking why the show hasn't made a return. Bosses felt it was the right time.
Who doesn't wear M&S underwear? They've been 'supporting' me for years and now I'm glad I've got a suit to wear as well. Marks & Spencer is a great British institution and I am very happy to be associated with it.
We need to create a niche different from the NCAA. The NAIA is about students first, about their education.
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.
I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it
Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian...
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.