Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
comedy funny learning rooms small
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
love
I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.
anyone gets lower promises whoever
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote.
hated minute third
I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it.
control whisper
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
upsets
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
mad yell
I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It's just fun.
god great
It's like, God, I'm in my 80s. Nobody, when I die, is going to say, 'How young?' They're going to say she had a great ride.
gotta interview nuremberg
You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials.
hard love work
I will work as hard as I do because I love it.
hour revived unless
I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.
adore night nights theater trust week
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.
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I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It has taken off. We are the number one show in England on E! Who knew?
change lectures move
I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can't change what happened, so have a little wallow, feel very sorry for yourself, and then get up and move forward. You can't change what happened.