Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
fun memorable mean
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
thinking
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
two two-best-friends hillarious
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
men hands library
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
humility memorable needs
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
jewelry sometimes hillarious
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
funny husband names
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
baby glasses looks
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
dog floating insult
If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
arms hillarious armpits
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
children book memorable
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
president age want
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
kings father doctors
My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
hurt grief grieving
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.