Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
love-and-marriage doe spit
You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
sex historical life-is
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
want toes tag
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
sex husband kids
I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid.
nice names adjectives
There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
jobs noses brooklyn
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
baby parenting motherhood
And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window.
hate kissing yelling
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.
projects runway heidi
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
love-is blue white
I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
baby lying way
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
team makeup years
I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
baby ugly months
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
sex laughing kim
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'