Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
mother humor flying
My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
beauty sex littles
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.
laughing fool laugh-at-yourself
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
bandages
I’m never without a bandage.
moving white faces
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
humor i-love-him knowing
"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."
dating body pieces
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
thinking survival acting
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
airplane figures edges
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.
fashion husband nice
I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'
heart age funny-valentine
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
circles outsiders hillarious
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
stage horrible worst
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
inspiring strong-women smart
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.