Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
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I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
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My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
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If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly