Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 February 1968
CitySaint Paul, MN
CountryUnited States of America
palm wrote
I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first, to see if she would read that too.
target tried walking
I tried walking into a Target , but I missed.
candle store
I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn't have one so I got a cake.
banana green hell hold light means red traffic yellow
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...
mcdonalds want rebellious
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!
drs peppers degrees
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.
flyers print
Then let's print up some flyers!
sugar
Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?
ants grows farms
I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.