Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

people dinner

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!

dinner today hong-kong

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

dinner said

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

half dinner looks

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!

senior missing bottles

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

mother running home

Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

sea dinner red

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

dinner needs said

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

wife dinner yards

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

kids hands dinner

Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

italian dinner john-paul-ii

Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!

names dinner said

Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!

light doctors rays

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

home dinner coming-home

Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!