Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

kings ideas dinner

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

elephants wife dinner

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

manhattan dinner modern

Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!

dinner saint said

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

dinner belief wendy

Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, Where's the belief? Never got a dinner!

singing dinner pancreas

Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

orphan show-business shows

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

oil dinner buried

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

dinner hats ears

Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!

dinner said

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

dinner today hong-kong

The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!

kings wife tonight

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

looks dinner said

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

dinner cadillacs wealth

Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!