Red Buttons
Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
paper dinner cups
Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
want dinner firsts
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
dinner said thespians
Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!
brother thinking dinner
Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!
girl mother dinner
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
sleep kissing dinner
Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!
doctors dinner cold
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!
house maids littles
Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!
shoes wife long
Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
dinner calling moses
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
wife dinner yards
Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!
dinner needs said
Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!
night wife dinner
Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!
groups dinner alimony
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!