Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

american-comedian leaves

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

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I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

dinner said amelia

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

paper dinner cups

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

dinner said thespians

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

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Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

dinner needs said

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

senior missing bottles

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

half dinner looks

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!

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Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

kings ideas dinner

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

elephants wife dinner

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

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Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!