Red Buttons
Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
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King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!
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Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!
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Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!
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Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.
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Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!
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J. Paul Getty, who still hasn't been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!
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George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!
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The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!
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Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
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Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a dinner!
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Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!
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Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
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E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!