Red Buttons
Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!
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Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!
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George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.
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Eve said to the serpent, 'You know I could go for a bit to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.'
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Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!
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Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
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Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but... thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
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Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!
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Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!
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Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
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The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!
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Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!
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Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!
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Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!