Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

night wife dinner

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

funny travel brother

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

house maids littles

Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!

orphan show-business shows

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

dinner saint said

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

sorry dinner john-wilkes-booth

John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

wife salt pillars

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

brother thinking dinner

Billy Carter, who asked his brother Jimmy, Do you think you could get me on the Gong Show? Never got a dinner!

mother care dinner

Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!

dinner said thespians

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

mother dinner trump

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

rome play burning

Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!

paper dinner cups

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

kids men years

George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.