Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

dinner said amelia

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

paper dinner cups

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

dinner said thespians

Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

dinner calling moses

Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

dinner needs said

Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!

senior missing bottles

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

half dinner looks

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!

dinner firsts pope

Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

kings ideas dinner

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

elephants wife dinner

Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

manhattan dinner modern

Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!

dinner saint said

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

dinner belief wendy

Gandhi, who went to Wendy's and asked, Where's the belief? Never got a dinner!

orphan show-business shows

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!