Red Buttons
Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.
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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
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I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
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When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
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Eve said to the serpent, 'You know I could go for a bit to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.'
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Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!
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George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.
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Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
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Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but... thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
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Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!
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Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!
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Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!
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Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!