Quotes by 'Red Buttons'

Red Buttons

Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...

booing heard last time

The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.

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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

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I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

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Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!

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George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.

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Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

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Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

paper dinner cups

Ponce de Leon, who said when he discovered the Fountain of Youth, Where the hell are the paper cups? Never got a dinner!

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Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

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Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian. Never got a dinner!

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Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

doctors dinner cold

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

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Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!