Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
cents financial impact owe
It has no real financial impact on me. And I'm not the angry-getting type. If they prorated my subscription fee, I think they owe me 85 cents or something like that.
allergic gives life
Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."Dilbert: "But I'm allergic to citrus."Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die.
erase thousand
One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys
nuisance
If you become a nuisance ... they're not going to like you.
ahead game guys hands leaders toughest win
Our guys know they are about to play the toughest game on our schedule. We know what is ahead of us with seeding and the playoffs. But all that is in the hands of our leaders and veterans. If they want to go out and win these games, then they can.
dating religion principles
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
numbers alzheimers my-best-friend
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
humor technology mail
I get mail; therefore I am.
blogging coworker turns
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.
science reality odds
Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?
science careers cells
Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.
rest-of-life
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
science names dollars
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.