Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
commercial industrial land looking
We're just looking at commercial and industrial land in transitional areas.
allergic gives life
Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."Dilbert: "But I'm allergic to citrus."Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die.
cents financial impact owe
It has no real financial impact on me. And I'm not the angry-getting type. If they prorated my subscription fee, I think they owe me 85 cents or something like that.
numbers alzheimers my-best-friend
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
rest-of-life
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
resources
Failure is a resource that can be managed,
weasels humans err-is-human
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
mushrooms please ifs
If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.
clock-is-ticking bullets clock-ticking
There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.