Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock
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President Bush, have a hot dog with me.
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If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
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I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory
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(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.
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All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
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So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
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Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.
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I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.
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What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?
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A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?
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Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.
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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
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Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.