Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
wow acronyms saved
brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.
knows
The more you know, the sadder you get.
memories unique technology
I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.
tomorrow better-tomorrow
Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.
muslim-extremists president hunts
I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.
life good-life
Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
america gone
The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.
country father corporations
It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
important matter excited
When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.
law guy habeas-corpus
Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.
incentives corporations facts
If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.
vintage dying
Nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella.
use squat bigs
If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.
expectations trying junkie
I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.