Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.
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Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
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Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
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Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news... at you.
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What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?
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News for the godless: religion is inescapable. there has never been a human society without some form of worship. And don't point to communist societies like the Soviet Union - they worshipped blue jeans.
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It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.
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I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.
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Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.
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If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.