Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
afraid people
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
beating best game hang known
I've known Ian for a while. It's not about beating the best pitcher. He's still my buddy. I'll probably hang out with him tonight. It's just another game to me.
ahead
I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing.
happens
It happens so fast, and I've been doing it so long that it's unconscious,
statue
The statue is permanently out of place in my house,
american-comedian paint small
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
spot
I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
coach decision ended felt good
I felt I could've got him out. Coach made a good decision because we ended up getting him out anyway.
although leave whenever
I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.
budgets five good matter problem
I haven't done a film in about five years and I want to do more. It's not a matter of expense, because budgets are low, it's the problem of not having a really good idea.
cares couple missing nobody
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
depression sarcastic anger
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
audience came clicked johnny since tonight watching
I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh.
american-comedian ask babies baby friend later noises
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.