Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
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I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
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Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.