Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
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I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
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I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
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Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
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Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.
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It happens so fast, and I've been doing it so long that it's unconscious,
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Our modelling suggest bond yields should rise in line with the US by at least 1 per cent. The X factor remains any flow-on effect from petrol prices.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.