Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
depression sarcastic anger
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
beating best game hang known
I've known Ian for a while. It's not about beating the best pitcher. He's still my buddy. I'll probably hang out with him tonight. It's just another game to me.
ahead
I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing.
happens
It happens so fast, and I've been doing it so long that it's unconscious,
statue
The statue is permanently out of place in my house,
american-comedian paint small
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
spot
I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
coach decision ended felt good
I felt I could've got him out. Coach made a good decision because we ended up getting him out anyway.
although leave whenever
I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.
budgets five good matter problem
I haven't done a film in about five years and I want to do more. It's not a matter of expense, because budgets are low, it's the problem of not having a really good idea.
cares couple missing nobody
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
night gambling people
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
hours faster officers
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
mistake listening
No one is listening until you make a mistake.