W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humorous sleep
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
inspirational motivational attitude
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
clever cat cheesy
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
drinking living-my-life saloons
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
funny-life men alive
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
funny sarcastic money
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
feet house littles
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
ambition orange glasses
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
funny witty clever
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
drinking lunch comedy
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
horse said used
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
funny horse crazy
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
funny clever drinking
I drink therefore I am.
crazy doubt degrees
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.